Apparently he was distracted.
Last night Bill was able to come home from work a little earlier than usual. We hung out on the floor & played with Logan, putting hats on his head & giving him cell phones to chew on. As we were having a good ol' time, I turn to Bill & ask, "What time is it"? "It's a little after 8:00", he says. We were expecting a friend from out of town in about an hour & I hadn't jumped in the shower yet. It was one of those days where Logan only wanted to sleep for a grand total of an hour.

"Here, can you give Logan a bath & get him to bed while I shower"? I hand over the boy. "Umm, yeah. How do you do it?" he asks. "It's not that hard." I tell him. "Just make sure you clean his diaper area really well because I've had to use a lot of diaper cream recently. Lube him up with lotion, clean his ears, suck out some boogers, read him a book & you're good to go". I check the water for Bill to make sure it wasn't too hot. It was perfect. Then I run, leaving Logan in his fathers care.

As I was in the shower I heard Buddha barking in his guard dog bark. I prayed. "Please God, give Bill the common sense to not leave Logan in the tub by himself to answer the door". Buddha stopped barking & I didn't hear any yelling or commotion coming from the other side of the house. I felt better.

I dry off & get dressed, coming out to say hi to our friend & make sure Bill didn't drown our son. Logan was chillin' out on the changing table as Bill was getting him dressed. I did a mental sigh of relief. "Can you finish for me & read him a story?" he asks. "Oh. I forgot to put lotion on him too". I take over & start to get Logan undressed so I can get him nice & soft. "Hey!" I laugh. "You forgot to put a diaper on him too!"